54: Tax-Free Strippers

Alright everyone, hold on to your pants because Kryssa here is actually making the post today (I know, I know, I never do it). I have to earn my keep, otherwise Max will throw me out on my ass. And yes I am signed into his name... Shhh, I won't tell if you won't tell. Right, blog post:

Here is the awesome local news station coverage of the yearbook story. Man that kid should get super laid...

Don't forget to go to our store and buy some gear with our name on it. Is wearing logos still popular or did that die with the 90s? Either way, we should keep it going by wearing our logo! Go to the store and spend money. Isn't father's day coming up? Or a friend's birthday?

Also like our Facebook page so we can become real people too. That would be awesome!

Tell your friends, your friends' friends. Hell, "fork" your neighbors yard with our name (if you don't know what that is, look it up. It is awesome and a lot of fun but you MUST help clean up afterwards or you might get shot depending how attached your neighbors are to their yards).

Oh and one more thing, and this is SUPER IMPORTANT! Please do not slash tires. Especially the older car with the paint peeling because obviously we cannot afford to get a new tire... Or four! We probably will talk about this during the next show so stay tuned for the whole story.

Thanks everyone for listening, especially everyone from across the waters!